Smelly Uncle

As immature as the title of this new blog can be, its sadly true, my uncle came with his (smelly) dog, and fell asleep on my moms bed. I went into the room, and it smelled like sweat, human droppings (poo), and a bit of dog (like snoopy or pluto).

I cover my nose, and get the laptop, suddenly, when I go out of the room...
BOOM!
Im like:
What the fuck?

I look at my uncle, but before I lay eyes on him...The horrendous smell crosses the room and goes up my nostrils, my brasin processes it quickly, and I faint, I stumble on my feet, and fall hard on the ground...The horrendous smell...

Actually, no. I just nearly blacked out, but it still smelled like shit.

Anyway, my uncle is still asleep, and he reeks of marijuana now, not that he smokes it, but he just smells funny.